Please get me out of this camp. The new counselor isn't very nice, smells kind of bad, and I think he may have murdered most of my fellow campers. Whie normally I would want to study him, his actions seem way too similar to a killer in a bunch of horror movies Spike watches, so I'd rather not take any chances!
Sincerly, Twilight Sparkle
P.S. Their campfire songs suck too!
To my faithful student,
Don't worry, I've watched all of those films, as well as the Neighmare On Elm Street series, and from what you described, yoyu're probably the only pony left, makeing you the soul survivor, and you will be able to completely defeat this foe on your own. Granted, a montage will be required, but you'll be fine. And yes, the campfire songs usually are rather lame.
Sincerly, H.R.H. Princess Celestia
P.S. Remind me to never let Luna pick the camping resort.